Hows jokes
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.