Hows jokes
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Work
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.