Hows jokes
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How's it going @#$!
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!