Collection of Puns and Jokes

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, "nacho cheese" sounds like "not your cheese," get it? And the ocean "waves" hello, cause, like, the water moves like a hand waving. Duh! Elsa can't hold onto a balloon because she gonna let it gooo, let it goooo! And if you call your enemy, then you are talking to your enemy, dingus.

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Haha got me dead lol