Hindu jokes

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Slogan

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Community

If you are religious, what is considered bad in your religion but u still do it anyway?

For me I am Hindu, where you apparently can't eat beef bcuz cows are considered sacred, but I eat it anyway It didn't say anywhere that I can't eat pork so I do in rare occasions, but it's not my preferred type of meat

NOTE: My MUM (the strictest when it comes to what meat we* should consume and where) actually allows us to eat beef and pork but OUTSIDE THE HOUSE SHE AINT COOKING IT ANYTIME SOON EVEN THO SHE ATE A BEEF CHAPLI KEBAB AND LIKED IT *Me and my dad