How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
