Hindu jokes
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Community talk
If you are religious, what is considered bad in your religion but u still do it anyway?
For me I am Hindu, where you apparently can't eat beef bcuz cows are considered sacred, but I eat it anyway It didn't say anywhere that I can't eat pork so I do in rare occasions, but it's not my preferred type of meat
NOTE: My MUM (the strictest when it comes to what meat we* should consume and where) actually allows us to eat beef and pork but OUTSIDE THE HOUSE SHE AINT COOKING IT ANYTIME SOON EVEN THO SHE ATE A BEEF CHAPLI KEBAB AND LIKED IT *Me and my dad