Hows jokes
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
How many children does Explain Bear have?