Hows jokes
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.