Hows jokes
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.