Hows jokes
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
How do people eat bread?
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.