Hows jokes
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
How do you stun a Scotsman?
Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.