Hows jokes
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Memes
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.