Hows jokes
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
how it started
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.