Hows jokes
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.