Bloody Mary's Origin

  • How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

    Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

  • 1
  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, chucklehead. The joke implies that Bloody Mary became "bloody" because her husband abused her for not adhering to traditional gender roles. I bet you support gender roles, you are very old fashioned and probably smell bad. I'm just statin' facts.

    Categories

  • Comments (0)

  • Arduous Gazelle

    Related jokes