Train Sneeze

Listen up, buttercup! This joke is playin' on the sound a train makes – "choo choo" – and turnin' it into a sneeze. So, instead of just a regular "achoo," it's an "a-choo choo!" Get it now, dummy? It's kinda like when you try to make a joke, but it just ends up soundin' like a train wreck. Speaking of wrecks, you should lay off the twinkies.