Hows jokes
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
Memes
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?