Hows jokes
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.