What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Hows Jokes
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
