Hows jokes
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
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