Bloody Mary Jokes

in Cannibal

Whats a cannibal’s favourite drink? A Bloody mary


3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”

Madison R.
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in Drink

What is the favorite drink of a vampire? bloody mary