Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire? bloody mary
