Bloody Mary jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.