Bloody Mary Jokes

Anonymous
in Cannibal

Whats a cannibal’s favourite drink? A Bloody mary

GIRL

3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”

Madison R.
in Yo mama

Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror

Anonymous
in Drink

What is the favorite drink of a vampire? bloody mary