Bloody Mary

Bloody Mary Jokes

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”

Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.