Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”
Whats a cannibal's favourite drink? A Bloody mary
Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire? bloody mary
