Bloody Mary

Bloody Mary jokes

Mama

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Vampire

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

    Husband

    How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

    Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

    Vampire

    Why do vampires drink blood?

    Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.