Hows jokes
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What's the time?
How would I know?
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
How's it going @#$!