Hows jokes
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Well.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
How do you see past that forehead?
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.