Hows jokes
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Memes
Well.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.