Hows jokes

How do lions 🦁 like their steak?

"Roar!"

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

Hello, everyone, how is your day today?

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

Q: How do you see a bad joke?

A: Look in the mirror.

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

How did Mace Windu die?

He fell out the windoo.

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.