So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Still Alive?
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is dark. The person is thinking a lot, but they're also wondering why they're still alive. It's funny 'cause it's sad, and you probably don't get it because you are too busy eating tide pods.
Polscorp
Because none of those Things we're bullets