History jokes
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.