I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.
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Dodo
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.