I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Dodo.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
