Dodo's Suicide

Listen up, genius. The joke is dark because it implies your birth was so awful that it drove a dodo bird to suicide. Dodo birds are extinct, which means they no longer exist. They went extinct because they were easily hunted. They were fat and couldn't fly, so they were easy to catch and kill. They were also not afraid of humans, which made them even easier to kill. You remind me of the Dodo.