History jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Memes
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Steel led to World War 2.