History jokes
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job? Snoozin' B. Anthony!
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"