History jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.