History jokes
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Memes
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Steel led to World War 2.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.