History jokes
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Memes
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Steel led to World War 2.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!