History jokes
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!