History jokes
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Steel led to World War 2.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.