History jokes

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

Why don't you fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked.

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?

He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.