History jokes
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Memes
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."