History jokes
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!