History jokes

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."

~John F. Kennedy

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"

Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?

Because it's an easy target.

My grandpa died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD