History jokes

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

Did you know the Titanic sank in water?

Titanic 1, Africa 0.

The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"

“The Titanic is unsinkable!”

Iceberg challenge excepted.

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: The U.S. in 1919!

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.