History jokes
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Memes
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.