History jokes
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.