History jokes
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Memes
Dodo.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"