A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
I will remember my biker buddies last words ̈Why did you cut in front of me ̈.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphan Because the joke needs parental guidance
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
Iḿ glad were all going virtul so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕 and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression It would cut itself
Y’know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
