Columbus Land Grab

Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?

Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........

Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.

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Alright listen up, you probably think that Christopher Columbus was a swell guy, but he was actually a real jerk. So the joke is that Columbus asked the Native Americans if he could see their land, and before they could finish telling him to be careful, he basically stole it. "Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit" is like saying he didn't care and was just there to take over.

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