Mashup jokes

What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?

A dildo.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!

What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

Mash potato.