Mashup jokes
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Memes
Figures
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
