Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
Jesus Nailed
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is using the double meaning of the word "nailed." Like, Jesus got literally nailed to a cross, but "nailed" can also mean to have sex with someone. So the joke is playing on that double meaning to make a joke about Jesus not being a virgin when he died. Pretty simple, even for someone like you.