Help Jokes

When you mom says go to bed but you replied with But mom i need help because it is inside but we are outside

Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you

A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs

Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman

Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀

My fitness guru said that if I got raped it would help me in future marathons

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise

Breathing exercises

I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)

What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up

If Italy attacked France from the rear,.,.,.....,. . Would Greece help!

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".

9/11 called for help what did that get nothing

I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.