Help jokes

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?

Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!

Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

Orphan: Help, I'm lost.

Someone: Wears your parents.

Orphan: >:(