Help Jokes

I found the best Gofundme https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.

Freddy: Im coming for u >:)

Me:god no help

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

Put Hellen Keller in Gorge Floyd’s position. How is she cry out for help would she just moan or would she try to do sign language?

I call this my great talk with Siri

Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke

Siri: My mother ? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question

Me : it wasn’t a question

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: you should understand

Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: no you b***

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

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One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."

Russia: "silince"

Ukraine: Help.....

My mom told me to help her with the laser but it was opposite day so I pushed her down. She said help so I kick her

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HELP! HELP!

TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME

your so ugly that Everytime you look up in the sky god says sorry can't help you

orphan: help im lost someone: wears your parents orphan: >;(

Me Friends-Evan-Did you do some dumb Sh_t-Me-Hell yeah-Evan-Did you get us both in trouble-Me Hell yeah-Evan-Will i still help you cause you are my best friend?-Both-F_CK YEAH