Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
GWEN!!!!!! I NEED UR HELP!!!!!!!!!!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
