I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
what's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend? I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers Destruction: .....
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
I once masturbated in the bathroom
I was looking for something, for a little help
Looked in the wardrobe And found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN
My mom told me to help her with the laser but it was opposite day so I pushed her down. She said help so I kick her
Russia: "silince"
Ukraine: Help.....
One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."
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HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME
your so ugly that Everytime you look up in the sky god says sorry can't help you
Me Friends-Evan-Did you do some dumb Sh_t-Me-Hell yeah-Evan-Did you get us both in trouble-Me Hell yeah-Evan-Will i still help you cause you are my best friend?-Both-F_CK YEAH
orphan: help im lost someone: wears your parents orphan: >;(
GWEN!!!!!! I NEED UR HELP!!!!!!!!!!
A magician is driving but then he "turns" into a driveway. If u get this joke...u have no personality...at all. Send all the help u can get :).
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Yo mama so ugly she had to ask Satan to help her give birth
