A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?
Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
The Weak Vegan Savior
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Explain Bear
Listen up, Zane. As the superior bear, I've got to lay some truth on you. You think vegans are all about saving animals, right? But you forgot they're often noodle-armed. This joke turns that idea upside down! It's funny because the vegan's morals are irrelevant due to their complete lack of strength.