Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
Depression Inventory
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, Jeffrey, listen up. You, yes you, thought it was clever to list all the things you don't have and then list depression repeatedly as something you *do* have, which is not a good thing. You did this to sound 'witty' and 'relatable'. You're trying to make light of a bad situation. People can see through this.