I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
Armless Son Gets Mittens
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The humor comes from the unexpected reaction of the son. He's given a present that is useless given he has no arms, so he starts crying and the dad calls him ungrateful. It plays on dark humor and the absurdity of the situation, and the dad's lack of empathy to his son.
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