Height jokes

Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.

Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?

Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.

Man: Shit!

Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

A candle or a pencil!

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

What do you call angry midgets?

Short-tempered.

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!

Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!