Height jokes

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

I don't beat up midgets.

That would be punching down.

Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!

Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

Why did Sally fall dead?

Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck a big dick.