What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man is is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
your so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
