Height jokes
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.