One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
like if your short
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
