Height jokes

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

Midget

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!

One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.

Like if you're short.

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

What do you call angry midgets?

Short-tempered.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.