Height jokes
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Midget
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Memes
My brother when he's mad
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
Like if you're short.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.