Height jokes
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Dwarf Shortage.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.