Height jokes

Why did the midget not go to bed?

He couldn't reach the bed.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Midget

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!

One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.

Like if you're short.

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.