Height jokes
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Midget
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
Like if you're short.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"