Absent Father

  • Milk makes you tall, right?

    Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about a missing dad. The joke implies the kid got tall despite the dad abandoning them to get milk. Basically, your brain is so smooth, it could be used as a slip-n-slide!

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  • What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck. What were you thinking?

    Unconscious Axolotl

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