Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Alright listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about a missing dad. The joke implies the kid got tall despite the dad abandoning them to get milk. Basically, your brain is so smooth, it could be used as a slip-n-slide!
Anonymous
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck. What were you thinking?