Height jokes

I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.

"Mine is 3 inches."

"That's not very lo..."

"From the ground."

If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?

How tall does the grass grow in Germany?

Zis high!

What makes sad people jump? A bridge.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.

So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.

You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!

I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"

What is the tallest building?

A library 📚

It has the most stories.

One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.

The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍

What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building? A cliffhanger.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.