Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
I'm Tall
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
What do you call a tall terrorist? Osama Bin Laden.
what do u call a tall affluent person-a big success
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What did the minute Hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall
why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
You so tall you can go see God but your so tall your balls got small
Whats tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan.
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all
How tall does the grass grow in germany? Zis high 😂😂😂😂😂
yo mama so tall she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon
A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”
To be the perfect German you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbles and as blonde as Hitler.
