Tall jokes
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
I'm Tall.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.