Tall jokes
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
I'm Tall.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.