Tallest jokes
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
I'm Tall.
Community talk
did youuu knowwwwww , Robert Wadlow is the tallest man in the world standing at 8 ft 11.1 in (272.0 cm).
SHREK
Written by
William Steig & Ted Elliott
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