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9/11

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

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    Building

    Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

    “Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

    “Why is that?”

    “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

    Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

    Building

    We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

    Then we took an Arab to the knee.

    Dwarf

    What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

    Suck dick.

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  • Height

    Me: I look up to you.

    Friend: Wow, thanks!

    Me: But in general cuz your so tall.

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    SHREK

    Written by

    William Steig & Ted Elliott

    SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more