You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how short you are. Like, so short you can't even reach your bride to kiss her without someone helping you. It's funny because being super short is seen as a disadvantage, especially on your big day. And let's be real, you probably need a booster seat at the movies, don't you?