Ceiling

Ceiling Jokes

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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There was a women from ealing, she had a peculiar feeling, she laid on her backk, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling

If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.

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What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling