My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!!!!
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"
How do you start a rave in Africa? stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
There was a women from ealing, she had a peculiar feeling, she laid on her backk, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling
what do you ay to a depressed person on the ceiling?
hang in there!
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF!
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed?- put velcro on the ceiling
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling
what did the floor say to the ceiling. i look up to you.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas, I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
