An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like “it’s an elevator not a lift” and “it’s chips not crisps” etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted “they’re schools, not shooting ranges”.
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “F... of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car you won’t find a 5.7l v8
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an englishman. He says things like,
“It’s a elevator, not’a lift!”
“It’s bathroom! Not ‘washroom’!”
He keeps going on until the englishman says,
“Hey wankar, it’s a school, not a god damned shootin range.”
There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.