Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Yao Ming's Penis
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that Yao Ming, who is super tall, is expected to have a huge penis, but the punchline reveals it's only about 5 inches. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and plays on stereotypes. You probably thought his height meant something else entirely, didn't you? Dummy.
Anonymous
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