You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Dwarf Shortage.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
