Height jokes
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Like if you're short.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
You are short.