Height jokes
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
Memes
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.