Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
So Short She Plays Golf
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This "yo mama" zinger is all about making fun of how short your mama is. Like, she's so vertically challenged that when she hits the links for some mini golf, it's basically regular-sized golf 'cause she's already at ground level. You probably wouldn't understand since you're probably as dumb as a bag of hammers, but I'm just here to help, even though it hurts my brain to talk to you.
Comments (2)
Ciara
Yo mama so short that she can do backflips under her bed.
Ciara
Yo mama so fat that she can hula hoop with a cheerio.