So Short She Plays Golf

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Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. This "yo mama" zinger is all about making fun of how short your mama is. Like, she's so vertically challenged that when she hits the links for some mini golf, it's basically regular-sized golf 'cause she's already at ground level. You probably wouldn't understand since you're probably as dumb as a bag of hammers, but I'm just here to help, even though it hurts my brain to talk to you.

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Yo mama so short that she can do backflips under her bed.

Yo mama so fat that she can hula hoop with a cheerio.

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