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Angry

Real

The image shows two side-by-side screenshots of the character Boo from Monsters, Inc. In the first image, she has a wide-eyed, open-mouthed, angry expression. In the second image, she has a scowling, more serious angry expression. The text above the images says: "When someone that's under 5'3" gets angry."

Movie

The image is a flow chart titled "Marvel Viewing Order." It includes a mix of Marvel movies and other films, shows, and people, including Captain America, Captain Marvel, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Iron Man 2, Avengers, Iron Man 3, Chicken Run, Age of Empires IV, How I Met Your Mother, Boss Baby, Looney Tunes Back in Action, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann, Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Summer Heights High, Lego Indiana Jones 2 The Adventure Continues, The Cat in the Hat, Ted Cruz, and Avengers Endgame.

Throw

Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)

A screenshot of a definition of "National throw short people day" which states "On October 21, you can anybody under 5'6" with no permission needed. Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day" It also says by Pug? October 6, 2021 and has like and dislike buttons.

Perspective

An image shows a large golden retriever and a small terrier-like dog standing side-by-side in mud. The mud covers the smaller dog much higher than the larger dog. The text reads: "How deep is the mud? Depends on who you ask." Below the image are comments, one saying "i don't get it" and another saying "Short people have less value".

Kid

that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero

A person with a short stature is dressed up as Spiderman, looking sideways.

Brother

My brother when he's mad

The image shows two pictures side by side. The first picture shows an angry Groot with a serious face. The second picture shows a smaller version of Groot running and yelling. Above both images, there is text stating: "how you think you look like when you are angry vs. how you really look cause you're 5'1"

Mom

Def all moms lol

A woman is winking with a wide open mouth. The text overlay says: "My mom after telling the waitress that her 6'0" son is "12 and Under"."

Ceiling

A photo shows two people riding on public transport. The text reads: "When you're too short to grab on to the ceiling handles."

Robot

The image is a male height chart. At the top, for the height of 6'3, 6'2 and 6'1, is a tall robot. For the height of 5'11, 5'10 and 5'9, there's a crying Wojak, with the text "I am six foot!!! I am six foot!!!" under it. For the heights from 5'8 to 5'3, a cute kitten is pictured in a towel.

Relationship

A cartoon image shows Katy Perry, wearing a wedding veil and green dress, and Elmo, a red muppet, standing in front of a cartoon building. The text above reads: "Katy: 'Men must learn to like a woman for her personality, not her body.' Elmo: 'Would you-' Katy: 'No, you're too short.'"

Sibling

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Situation

A man is shown falling from a tall building. The text reads "*pauses* *zooms in* my name is bob and you might be wondering how i got myself into this situation."

Question

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Short People

short people when they see rain

A man with blue eyes and a beard is looking up, his facial expression suggests surprise or fear. The background is a blurred blue, which could be a wall or the sky.

People

The image shows two illustrations with the text "How to talk to short people:". The left illustration is labeled "Wrong" and shows a person bending down to talk to another person. The right illustration is labeled "Correct" and shows one person grabbing another person by the neck to be at the same height.

Mein Kampf

Americans read "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler more than "War and Peace"!

A map of the United States with different states colored to show the most searched books. The books are "War and Peace", "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", "Wuthering Heights", "The Count of Monte Cristo" and "Mein Kampf". The color intensity represents the percentage of searches. "Mein Kampf" is searched more in several states, particularly in the mountain states.

Short People

Short people, opinions?

The image shows a three-panel meme. The first two panels show stick figures interacting in ways that are marked with a red X as 'Wrong'. The third panel shows two anime-style characters kissing, marked with a green checkmark as 'Correct'. The text above the figures reads: "How to talk to short people:".

World Trade Center

A bar chart showing the height of the World Trade Center in feet. The chart has three bars for the years 2000, 2001, and 2002. In 2000 and 2001, the bar is at roughly 1800 feet, but in 2002, the bar is near zero.

Vr

A screenshot of comments on a social media platform. The first comment praises VR for experiences like boxing, zombie apocalypse, lightsaber fights, and 'porn' (represented by a corn emoji). A reply asks 'Which porn?' The original commenter responds, explaining they accidentally clicked 'for women' thinking it was 'four women' and ended up with a 'boner' (represented by an eggplant emoji) in their virtual face, describing it as the 'Gayest experience' of their life.

View

Lovely view

A high-angle, downward view of a city street from between two tall, modern buildings, with the street and surrounding buildings covered in snow.

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