Health jokes
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.