There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

Have you heard about the movie constipation?

No,Because It never came out…

Have you seen the new movie Constipation? You haven’t? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? “Together we can stop this s**t!”

How do you help a constipated person?

U scare the shit out of them

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!

What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.

So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother’s toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3

Have you heard of the movie “Constipation”? No?

Because it hasn’t come out yet.

Have you seen the movie constipated?

It hasn’t came out yet.

What’s harder than taking a shit trying to take a shit while constipated

This isn’t a joke but in some countries children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated

What does a huffle puff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and blow you house down”

That is retaliated to Harry Potter 🧙🏼‍♂️

Perfect dinner joke

Did you hear about the new movie constipated

It hasn’t come out yet

Have you seen the new movie “Constipated”?

No, it hasn’t come out yet

3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say… I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay… Really original. Next dog… I love liver but chesse makes me constipated… She replay… Ewe gross. Third dog steps up… Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.

Have you heard about the movie about constipation?

Me neither it hasn’t come out yet.

What do you tell your butt check when you need to use the bathroom hold it in so you want get constipated and die.

Have you seen the movie Constipation It hasn’t come out yet

Dad: Hey have you seen that new movie constipation? Son: No Dad: It hasn’t come out yet