Puns

Anonymous

There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

Toilet

Mini Marshmallow

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil

Movie

Anonymous

Have you heard about the movie constipation?

No,Because It never came out…

Movie

Anonymous

Have you seen the new movie Constipation? You haven’t? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.

Stop

yer mum

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? “Together we can stop this s**t!”

Toilet

JokeMaker

How do you help a constipated person?

U scare the shit out of them

Toilet

Jake From State Farm

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!

Country

Anonymous

What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.

0

Brother

Ello

So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother’s toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3

Movie

All Hail Crystal Lord

Have you heard of the movie “Constipation”? No?

Because it hasn’t come out yet.

0

Orphan

Matthew

Have you seen the movie constipated?

It hasn’t came out yet.

Try

Anonymous

What’s harder than taking a shit trying to take a shit while constipated

Country

HOPEPSI

This isn’t a joke but in some countries children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated

Blow

Anonymous

What does a huffle puff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and blow you house down”

That is retaliated to Harry Potter 🧙🏼‍♂️

Movie

Anonymous

Perfect dinner joke

Did you hear about the new movie constipated

It hasn’t come out yet

Movie

Connor Simpson

Have you seen the new movie “Constipated”?

No, it hasn’t come out yet

Meat

Meat dept. 1508

3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say… I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay… Really original. Next dog… I love liver but chesse makes me constipated… She replay… Ewe gross. Third dog steps up… Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.

Puns

Anonymous

Have you heard about the movie about constipation?

Me neither it hasn’t come out yet.

Check

Anonymous

What do you tell your butt check when you need to use the bathroom hold it in so you want get constipated and die.

Puns

Sans the Skeleton

Have you seen the movie Constipation It hasn’t come out yet

Dad

Anonymous

Dad: Hey have you seen that new movie constipation? Son: No Dad: It hasn’t come out yet