Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
