Doctor or Dentist?

The humor comes from the unexpected mix-up of medical professionals. A dentist is for teeth, not the rear end, and the joke plays on the ridiculousness of seeing a dentist for that particular procedure, which is usually done by a doctor during a check up.

• Doctor
• Check up
• Butt
• Body
• Finger
• Week

• What did the dentist say to the butt? "That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
• I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.
• Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
• Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.