Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark because it's playing on the idea of Michael Jackson's well-known issues. The joke implies something sinister, connecting his allergy to "12-year-old nuts," which is a gross and sad insinuation. You probably thought this was funny. You're the reason we can't have nice things.