German Constipation

This is a pun using the German word "verstopfung" (constipation). The punchline sounds like "far from pooping," playing on the similarity between the German word and an English phrase related to not being able to go to the bathroom.

• Constipation
• Word
• German
• Country
• Language
• Health

• Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"? No? Because it hasn't come out yet.
• How do you stop constipation? You scare the crap outta them. (Crap is another word for poop.)
• What did the constipated bum say to the other bum? Piss don't s**t on me!
• What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!