Posture jokes

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching? A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

👌neck

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

Back bent.

Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.