Posture jokes

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

👌neck

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.