Posture jokes

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

👌neck

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

Jesus created the T-pose first.