Posture jokes

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

👌neck

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?