Behind the Ear Cancer

The doctor tries to distract the patient from the high cost of surgery by pretending to discover something behind the patient's ear. But the 'thing' behind the ear is the cancer, making the situation even worse.

• Cancer
• Surgery
• Doctor
• Hospital
• Ear
• Disease

• Doctor: You have cancer. Patient: Will I survive? Doctor: Probably not.
• Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
• A woman comes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I have cancer." The doctor checks it out. "It’s all in your head," the doctor says. "Phew," said the woman. "A bunch of tumors, all in your head."
• What’s the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.