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Behind the Ear Cancer

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Julies jokes
5 years ago
  • Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.

    Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?

    Oh, it's still cancer.

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    • Cancer
    • Surgery
    • Doctor
    • Hospital
    • Ear
    • Disease

    Explanation

  • The doctor tries to distract the patient from the high cost of surgery by pretending to discover something behind the patient's ear. But the 'thing' behind the ear is the cancer, making the situation even worse.

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