Health jokes
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Memes
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
PokΓ©mon!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
My dad died when we couldnβt remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to βbe positive,β but itβs hard without him.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.