Health jokes
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Down syndrome sucks!
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.