Health jokes

What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"

Ajay's leg.

How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

What do you give a sick lemon?

A lemon-aid.

I hate salmonella.

It is such a pain in the butt.

Why can’t the blind man see?

He just can’t see. 🫤

Having a stroke?

Stop it!

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

"I need to go to the doctor!"

"Why?"

"It has a crack in it."

Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.

Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.