Health jokes
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Down syndrome sucks!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Spinach
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD