Testosterone jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

She chews before she swallows.

When a man loses his testosterone,

Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."