Health jokes
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.