Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
Health Jokes
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
Fat.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Arden is so fat!